Kid Talk


W: W— is NOT my name today!
 
M [adult]: Hmm. What is your name?
 
W: I don’t KNOW!
 
M: I have lots of things people have called me. Sometimes people call me Mayumi. Sometimes Mama. When I was a kid people called me Momo. [To S, another child nearby] Do you have any other things people call you?
 
S: No.
 
M: How about you, E? [To another child nearby]
 
E: E—–. Or [gives her full name]. That’s all.
 
S: [eyes pop bright and wide] OH! One time somebody called me Savage!
 
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D: Hey, KATE! Wanna see how oranges orange-juice?!”
 
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[Scene: Tire swing. Child has his feet on the ground and is swaying with the moving swing, trying to get up on it]
 
W: I runned, and I runned, and I runned, and I runned, and I runned, and I ruined, and then I jumped, and then I DID IT! 
 
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G: OH NO! The sharks are biting me. AHHH! I’m not a chew toy, sharks!!!
 
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W: I falled, but then I put my hand down. Like this. [Shows adult.] NICE CATCH!”
 
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[after repeatedly yelling DAD! and having to wait because said dad was holding her baby sister and helping another child get a snack]
 
M: Ughh. My dad really has a different sense of schedule than I do.
 
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J: “NO SHOES, because animals in the jungle don’t wear shoes.”
 
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M: I study bugs. That’s why I’ve got a magnifying glass in my bag.
 
E: I study bugs, too!
 
M: Yeah, but you’re in a different department.
 
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L to C: “This is our invisible plane. Get in!”
 
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K to Carol [adult]: Can you hold my feather while I bike? Be careful! Don’t let it fly away!
 
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M [adult]: I like your necklace.
 
E: It’s NOT a necklace. It’s actually called an “omu-lette.”
 
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Q to Y [adult]: Can you hold this [quesadilla] while I fly?
 
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W: PHHHT! Oh, thank you for the FART! Hahahahaha!
 
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E: I need shells and play sand. Because I haven’t been to the beach in a long time, and I really miss it. 
 
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M to D: Are you gonna be there when your baby is born, or is your mom having it in the hospital?
D: I don’t know. I hope it’s born during the day so I can be there!
M: Oh, I got news for you. They’re always born during the day.
 
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J: Do I look scared?
 
M [adult]: I see your body is shaking.
 
J: Yes. I can do that. I can make my body pretend to be scared.
 
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Big W to little W: “Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! Anything you want to do! BLACK HOLE!”
 
Little W: “Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT. ORANGE HOLE!!!”
 

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Carol [adult] was reading a book to D and J:

C: “…and  these spiders rarely bite people.”
 
C: “Oh, so I wonder what spiders have venom?”
 
D: “Wait, Venom or Venmo?!”

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J: “Guys! Huddle up! Listen. No complaining in this game!”

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W: “Carol!”

M [adult]: “That’s not Carol. That’s another mama. Her name is [–]. But she does have a red hat just like Carol.

W: “Oh.” [thinks about this for a minute] “Hey! Maybe they’re a FAMILY!”

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W: “MOOM! I’m track-dead!”

M [adult]: “What? Track-dead?”

W: “I’m track-dead by the chair!!”

M: “Oh! You’re trapped?”

J: “But you’re not trapped, really. Just swing your legs around and then you can get out the other side!”

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S: “J—, I’m sorry I said you couldn’t play with my plan.”

J: “I’m sorry I said that too. It was just a joke. We’re best friends, right?”

S: “Right.”

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R: “You want to know how to walk in a tree?”

T [adult]: “Yes, I’d love to!”

R: “You just … move your feet. Like M– is doing. Go slow, and be careful not to fall!”

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S: “You know what agua means?”

J: “No.”

S: “Water.”

J: “Is that Spanish?”

S: “Yes.”

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M: “I am having an *experience* with glue!”

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Scene: Two children, working with balls of baking soda and pipettes of vinegar.

S: “It’s like clay!”

J: “Yeah! But it’s just one step MUSHIER.”

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L: “Can you take off my shoe?”

W: “Sorry, I cannot. I’m too busy spying on a ghost.”

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H [swinging on the tire swing and standing on one foot]: “I feel like a wild horseman!”  “I’ve been having one hundred dreams about this!”

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R to W: “Are you Hawaiian or a carnivore?”